Rolling Rock Extra Pale

Every now and then, I see a beer that I haven't seen in local stores before, and I have to try it - even though I'm pretty sure it'll be sub-par. This is such a beer. Not worth the time of a regular review, this, one of the palest and blandest beers I have ever had, shall be reviewed in haiku form.

Oh, Rolling Rock can
So handsome, yet your innards
Disappoint me much


  1. I can smell the cream corn from here!

  2. A not so fine product from InBev - The Walmart of the brewing industry.

  3. haha loved the haiku

  4. It's ridiculously bland isn't it! I really expected a little bit of hop flavor/aroma, but no that was asking too much... Creamed corn is absolutely right, I'd rather drink Budweiser than this stuff!


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