Rolling Rock Extra Pale

Every now and then, I see a beer that I haven't seen in local stores before, and I have to try it - even though I'm pretty sure it'll be sub-par. This is such a beer. Not worth the time of a regular review, this, one of the palest and blandest beers I have ever had, shall be reviewed in haiku form.

Oh, Rolling Rock can
So handsome, yet your innards
Disappoint me much